Hi, I’m a sweet little weed! I’m earnestly growing toward the sun so I can get big and strong! When I’m bigger I’ll flower and then make seeds to ensure the survival of my species! Look at how green and healthy I am! Wait…. what’s this giant hand coming at me for?? It’s pulling me!! I’m hanging on for dear life with my little roots…. but dammit, I feel them breaking away…. nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!